Waiter: Sorry to keep you waiting. One order of fried chicken with broccoli.

Man: Thanks. Oh my. (Ó jajj!) This chicken looks pretty dry.

Woman: Really? How does it taste?

Man: I'm afraid it's not very fresh. I think it must have been frozen.

Woman: Let's send it back.

Waiter: There's your order, ma'am. Fish, salad and peas.

Woman: Oh, but you told me today's vegetable was broccoli.

Waiter: You don't like peas, do you?

Woman:No, I don't. I hate peas.

Waitress: And here's your dessert. Chocolate cake and  a large cola.

Woman 1: Great.

Woman 2: Wow. That cake looks good. I wish I had ordered that.

Woman 1:Do you wanna try it?

Woman 2: It's delicious. Just a taste.... Mmm. Fabulous.

Waiter: Did you order the spaghetti?

Woman 1: That's right.

Waiter: Good. Here you are, and here's your cola.

Woman 1: Thanks. ...I don't think I made a very good choice.

Woman 2: Really?

Woman 1: Yeah. I think I can make better spaghetti than this.

Waiter: And here's your order. Steak with french fries and coffee.

Woman: Thanks, I can't wait to eat, I'm starving.

Man: It looks okay. How is it?

Woman: Let me try. Just perfect.

Waitress: There you are sir. Two slices of pizza and a large cola.

Man: Thank you.

Friend: How does it look?

Man: OK, I guess, but I think I should have ordered three or four slices. These slices are much smaller than I expected.